*Green is standing holding a red plastic cup*
*green is bringing cup to mouth*
green's brain: about to drink a soda
*green is drinking from cup*
green's brain: worst. soda. ever. cease living
*green is dead on the ground*
*contents of cup is spilled on the ground*
*puddle is labeled as "water"*
Sudden-water-when-expecting-a-sweet-thing is incredibly jarring. Especially for some people!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?