announcer: what do you enjoy about the 4th of July?
guy 1: grilling!
guy 2: fireworks!
announcer: oh boy, do we have something for you! grillable fireworks!
*a grill is shown with fireworks on it*
guy 1: jeez, what?
guy 2: no, those two things shouldn't be combined like that...
announcer: just set the fireworks on the grill, close the lid and enjoy the show!
*a grill appears in the living room*
guy 1 (jumping off of couch): holy crap! run!
Enjoy the weekend! AND DON’T GRILL ANY FIREWORKS, JEEZ!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?