announcer: what do you enjoy about the 4th of July?
guy 1: grilling!
guy 2: fireworks!
announcer: oh boy, do we have something for you! grillable fireworks!
*a grill is shown with fireworks on it*
guy 1: jeez, what?
guy 2: no, those two things shouldn't be combined like that...
announcer: just set the fireworks on the grill, close the lid and enjoy the show!
*a grill appears in the living room*
guy 1 (jumping off of couch): holy crap! run!
Enjoy the weekend! AND DON’T GRILL ANY FIREWORKS, JEEZ!