red: oh shoot, this isn't the bathroom... this is
The Cat's Chamber
*a cat is sitting on the toilet*
cat: if you wish to use this toilet, you must pas a series of tests. two of which are out of commission, so there will only be one test tonight
red: ok, sure. what is it?
cat: imma hassle you a bit
red: ...ok, deal
red: done yet?
cat (standing on his head): nope, haven't even scratched you yet
Luckily all cats that I know aren’t nearly as aggressive as this cat dude.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?