green: dude, you are way too good at this game
orange (holding controller): yeah.
orange: for the past year, i've been searching for the one game that i'm exceptional at. and i found it
green: i didn't even know someone could actually be good at E.T. for Atari
orange: i'm gifted
I’m still trying to find my one game. My biggest victory so far is beating the first level of Contra without letting go of right on the d-pad.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?