girl: hey. do you think i should shower?
*guy sniffs girl*
*guy is silent*
*guy is in thinking pose*
girl: this shouldn't be something you have to think about...
guy: so how far exactly will people be from you today?
*girl looks like she has a really strange face, most likely a face of disapproval, but it's really hard to tell sometimes, right?*
People in relationships can get some real answers for those real questions.
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How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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