red: so, before we could leave, i had to g-----
*text sound interrupts*
red (with phone out): hold on one sec
*looking at phone*
jake: why dont you ever get me oil?! its been exactly one year since you got me some and i know that because i keep track of that kind of stuff! dont ignore me!
red: future cars are so needy...
I’m currently angry at my car because it keeps draining the battery overnight. Maybe it’s still getting back at me for not changing the oil for over a year whoops.
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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