red: so, before we could leave, i had to g-----
*text sound interrupts*
red (with phone out): hold on one sec
*looking at phone*
jake: why dont you ever get me oil?! its been exactly one year since you got me some and i know that because i keep track of that kind of stuff! dont ignore me!
red: future cars are so needy...
I’m currently angry at my car because it keeps draining the battery overnight. Maybe it’s still getting back at me for not changing the oil for over a year whoops.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?