father: ok son, smile!
*son is holding some kind of award, is not smiling*
father: come on, please smile. this is going to your grandma
*son raises eyebrows, still not smiling*
father: smile! you know, with teeth!
*son has a weird face, is shoving award outward*
*son has a very very awkward smile*
father: alright, back to that first one!
I wonder what that kid’s achievement is for…
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?