father: ok son, smile!
*son is holding some kind of award, is not smiling*
father: come on, please smile. this is going to your grandma
*son raises eyebrows, still not smiling*
father: smile! you know, with teeth!
*son has a weird face, is shoving award outward*
*son has a very very awkward smile*
father: alright, back to that first one!
I wonder what that kid’s achievement is for…
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.