green: i don't like corgis
orange (in head): ...what?
green: everyone loves them, but they are crazy over-rated and i kind of hate them
orange (in head): i...i don't know how to react to what this maniac is saying
green: pretty much every other bread of dog is at least ten times better than corgis
orange (in head): alright, it's time. go into "nod and say 'uh huh' mode"
orange (nodding): uh huh
orange (in head): perfect. now keep that up until they go away
A totally impossible situation.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?