girl: on your dating profile, it says you're a risk-taker. please elaborate
guy: at the grocery store, you know how it says "10 items or less"?
girl: i know where you're going with this. that's not the kind of risk-taker i'm looking for. i'm sorry
guy: but i didn't finish! i take more than 10 items!
girl: yes, that's where i thought you were going
guy: i ate a medium rare steak once!
guy: i'm a philosophy major?
girl: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'!
This guy knows risks.
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I'm at that point in my life where I gotta decide...
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I'm an adult and I'm an adult now, hi.about 18 hours ago
I was warned and I didn't listen.
The world. It rolled me.
"So you like your wings hot?"
"Oh boy, be careful what you wish for!"
*drips three more drops of frank's red hot onto the wings*