girl: on your dating profile, it says you're a risk-taker. please elaborate
guy: at the grocery store, you know how it says "10 items or less"?
girl: i know where you're going with this. that's not the kind of risk-taker i'm looking for. i'm sorry
guy: but i didn't finish! i take more than 10 items!
girl: yes, that's where i thought you were going
guy: i ate a medium rare steak once!
guy: i'm a philosophy major?
girl: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'!
This guy knows risks.
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