guy: and you must be the party consultant
party man: got that right
party man: i will bring any party up at least one notch! guaranteed!
party man (standing in middle of large floor): so this must be the main party space
party man: mmm
party man (holding gadget): oh wow. yeah! i can FEEL the party energies! OVER 200 U.P.E.?! wow
party man: alright man, here it is. DDR. you need some Dance dance revolution all up on this floor.
guy: the party is for my grandma
party man: grandmas LOVE DDR. trust me
guy: she has bad joints
party man (touching guys face): Dee Dee Are
party man (squishing face against the guys face): two whole notches
What the heck is a U.P.E. dude? Is it a log scale or linear? What is that device? AHHHH.
( i can answer all these questions, but i won’t =) )