guy: and you must be the party consultant
party man: got that right
party man: i will bring any party up at least one notch! guaranteed!
party man (standing in middle of large floor): so this must be the main party space
party man: mmm
party man (holding gadget): oh wow. yeah! i can FEEL the party energies! OVER 200 U.P.E.?! wow
party man: alright man, here it is. DDR. you need some Dance dance revolution all up on this floor.
guy: the party is for my grandma
party man: grandmas LOVE DDR. trust me
guy: she has bad joints
party man (touching guys face): Dee Dee Are
party man (squishing face against the guys face): two whole notches
What the heck is a U.P.E. dude? Is it a log scale or linear? What is that device? AHHHH.
( i can answer all these questions, but i won’t =) )
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?