yellow: hey! can i ask you a quick question?
yellow: ok, so... i'm an awkward person, but, you're a girl so...
yellow: can you tell me where i could meet a girl that's smart, funny, plays video games and loves corgis
girl: i am literally all those things
*yellow stands in silence for a little bit*
yellow (to self): i am suddenly in way over my head
Whoops, he didn’t think about that happening.
I don’t want to go back to work on Monday. I’ve enjoyed not working and playing video games. T’was a good time.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?