a pair of nice ear buds: ha, you call yourselves "buds"?
*the ear buds fist bump*
*one has text that reads "i'm with my pal" and is the left ear bud*
*the other has text on it that reads "my other half" and is the right ear bud*
*a pair of ear buds are on the right and they look unhappy*
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?