server: here's your salad, sir
*server puts salad on table*
red: what the heck is this?
server: meat-lovers salad, sir
*salad is bacon, a steak and ground beef, all uncooked*
red: hey. is that... wait
*red has his arms crossed*
red: this looks, excellent, thank you
Hey, catch me on the right day and I’d be all about that salad. Would be nice if it were cooked though.
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All the dogs outside right now are all like
"DO YOU SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL WEATHER?!"
"YES I DO IT'S AMAZING! SO MUCH SUN!"
"I KNOW, RIGHT?!"
Tom Cruise hasn't even jogged yet and I'm getting worried.
I hope I get to see Tom Cruise run in this film.
Those birds outside are soooooo pumped about this weather right now.
I love it.