server: here's your salad, sir
*server puts salad on table*
red: what the heck is this?
server: meat-lovers salad, sir
*salad is bacon, a steak and ground beef, all uncooked*
red: hey. is that... wait
*red has his arms crossed*
red: this looks, excellent, thank you
Hey, catch me on the right day and I’d be all about that salad. Would be nice if it were cooked though.
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.