blue: finally! it's weekend time! gonna sit around, relax and enjoy my free time
purple: hello jim
jim: TIME WIZARD?! but how?
time wizard: i'm your roommate. i live here with you. i have keys.
blue: oh. yeah.
time wizard: not that i need keys or anything. i can just time myself into this place
time wizard: oh yeah, also
*a wand appears*
time time time
time wizard (holding wand): this weekend is gonna fly by and you won't be able to figure out where the time went! HA!
blue: you do this every weekend, dude...
time wizard: yup
And he only ever takes time away, so he’s like a total not-cool-guy. Avoid hanging out with him, if you can.
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Happy Friday, everyone!
I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
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