blue: finally! it's weekend time! gonna sit around, relax and enjoy my free time
purple: hello jim
jim: TIME WIZARD?! but how?
time wizard: i'm your roommate. i live here with you. i have keys.
blue: oh. yeah.
time wizard: not that i need keys or anything. i can just time myself into this place
time wizard: oh yeah, also
*a wand appears*
time time time
time wizard (holding wand): this weekend is gonna fly by and you won't be able to figure out where the time went! HA!
blue: you do this every weekend, dude...
time wizard: yup
And he only ever takes time away, so he’s like a total not-cool-guy. Avoid hanging out with him, if you can.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?