a note on a fridge reads "don't eat my food"
blue: hey. stop eating my food.
orange: oh. ok.
blue: I'M GONNA EAT YOU UNTIL YOU STOP EATING MY FOOD!
Don’t mess with that guy’s food. He will become a cannibal just to make sure you never touch his food again.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?