justin: someone is parallel parking outside my window
justin; i will watch this until it is funny
*car is trying to parallel park*
cut it less! less! more!
*car is on top of the car behind it*
Most people never end up bumping the cars. They mostly just end up fighting with the curb a little bit.
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session