green: here's your drink, sir.
guy: huh, what?
green: double shot caramel macchiato, yeah?
guy: what are you talking about? i asked for help with power tools and then you made me a coffee drink
*silence at the counter*
*green looks behind him, sees a home depot sign*
green: excuse me, i'm very late to my other job at Starbucks
He made several people coffee and this was the first guy to actually question what just happened.
Oh well, better late than never.
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