girl: i'll see ya later! i really gotta get home and finish up my homework
guy: cool, see ya!
*girl walks away*
guy (to self): that girl, who is my friend. i like her now. yeah, yup
*later that week*
girl: hey, what's up?
*guy stands in silence*
guy (to self): i have no idea how to act anymore
The second that moment hits, everything you used to know about how to talk to people goes right out the window.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?