Invisible Bread

orange: i'm.... i'm on vacation? orange: i don't know what to do with my time. it all feels so unnatural orange (sitting in poolside chair): let's start with sitting right here. oh wow. that's nice orange: now i'm just gonna lean back a little more and not worry about work i'm not doing. oh man, yes. yup orange (on phone): hi! not working feels better than working. i know, right?! orange: so yeah, i quit! bye *orange closes his eyes and lays back in his chair* *later* orange: hi boss... i'm sorry, i vacationed too hard and said some things i didn't mean boss: it's ok. some people can't handle vacation as well as others