orange: i'm.... i'm on vacation?
orange: i don't know what to do with my time. it all feels so unnatural
orange (sitting in poolside chair): let's start with sitting right here. oh wow. that's nice
orange: now i'm just gonna lean back a little more and not worry about work i'm not doing. oh man, yes. yup
orange (on phone): hi! not working feels better than working. i know, right?!
orange: so yeah, i quit! bye
*orange closes his eyes and lays back in his chair*
orange: hi boss... i'm sorry, i vacationed too hard and said some things i didn't mean
boss: it's ok. some people can't handle vacation as well as others
Speaking of vacations, I’m going on vacation! Don’t worry, it’s a short one, so I’ll be back next week for the usual.
I’m gonna be relaxing mega hard this weekend though, so just know that =)
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