orange: i'm.... i'm on vacation?
orange: i don't know what to do with my time. it all feels so unnatural
orange (sitting in poolside chair): let's start with sitting right here. oh wow. that's nice
orange: now i'm just gonna lean back a little more and not worry about work i'm not doing. oh man, yes. yup
orange (on phone): hi! not working feels better than working. i know, right?!
orange: so yeah, i quit! bye
*orange closes his eyes and lays back in his chair*
orange: hi boss... i'm sorry, i vacationed too hard and said some things i didn't mean
boss: it's ok. some people can't handle vacation as well as others
Speaking of vacations, I’m going on vacation! Don’t worry, it’s a short one, so I’ll be back next week for the usual.
I’m gonna be relaxing mega hard this weekend though, so just know that =)
My Tweet Action
Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.