orange: i'm.... i'm on vacation?
orange: i don't know what to do with my time. it all feels so unnatural
orange (sitting in poolside chair): let's start with sitting right here. oh wow. that's nice
orange: now i'm just gonna lean back a little more and not worry about work i'm not doing. oh man, yes. yup
orange (on phone): hi! not working feels better than working. i know, right?!
orange: so yeah, i quit! bye
*orange closes his eyes and lays back in his chair*
orange: hi boss... i'm sorry, i vacationed too hard and said some things i didn't mean
boss: it's ok. some people can't handle vacation as well as others
Speaking of vacations, I’m going on vacation! Don’t worry, it’s a short one, so I’ll be back next week for the usual.
I’m gonna be relaxing mega hard this weekend though, so just know that =)
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A new comic will be posted on Friday instead of Thursday due to me getting sick from working too much and wearing myself out. Sorry guys!
People with kids seem to develop special morning abilities that I do not have but seriously want.
I'm Dumb: The Sequel
Went to the gym before work again.
That was dumb.