orange: i'm.... i'm on vacation?
orange: i don't know what to do with my time. it all feels so unnatural
orange (sitting in poolside chair): let's start with sitting right here. oh wow. that's nice
orange: now i'm just gonna lean back a little more and not worry about work i'm not doing. oh man, yes. yup
orange (on phone): hi! not working feels better than working. i know, right?!
orange: so yeah, i quit! bye
*orange closes his eyes and lays back in his chair*
orange: hi boss... i'm sorry, i vacationed too hard and said some things i didn't mean
boss: it's ok. some people can't handle vacation as well as others
Speaking of vacations, I’m going on vacation! Don’t worry, it’s a short one, so I’ll be back next week for the usual.
I’m gonna be relaxing mega hard this weekend though, so just know that =)
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.