blue: oh cool, a puppy
yellow: yup! 10 weeks old
*cute puppy is standing there*
blue: cute dog
*blue looks down again*
blue: if you look at that super cute puppy one more time, you will literally explode from the cuteness
yellow: his paws are so enormous right now
blue: heh, yeah
blue (to self): nope, not looking
yellow: oh! here comes his duckie friend!
*blue looks down*
*puppy now has a little duck on his back*
*yellow is looking at a smoking bit of ground where blue was*
yellow: fourth person today
It’s been proven that there is no way to not explode given those circumstances.
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.