green: i gotta be up early tomorrow but here i am, staying up late for no reason once again. why do i do this
green: oh yeah, the night demons that attack only during typical bedtime hours
green: always forget about them
green (to demons): hey, wanna play a board game or something tonight? instead of attacking me? eh/
demon 1: yeah, sure!
demon 2: we thought you'd never ask!
The sleep demons really aren’t that bad. They just get kinda angry when they are excluded from fun stuff, such as board games.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?