interviewer: so, tell me your greatest strength. use as much detail as possible
guy (to self): yesss! you prepared for this question! you've rehearsed your answer with everyone you know! do it! do it!
*guy is silent*
guy: if you give me job, i will do job good. the best good!
guy (to self): close enough!
Get your interview on!
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.