interviewer: so, tell me your greatest strength. use as much detail as possible
guy (to self): yesss! you prepared for this question! you've rehearsed your answer with everyone you know! do it! do it!
*guy is silent*
guy: if you give me job, i will do job good. the best good!
guy (to self): close enough!
Get your interview on!
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