interviewer: so, tell me your greatest strength. use as much detail as possible
guy (to self): yesss! you prepared for this question! you've rehearsed your answer with everyone you know! do it! do it!
*guy is silent*
guy: if you give me job, i will do job good. the best good!
guy (to self): close enough!
Get your interview on!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?