orange (at laptop): well, i guess i should finally check my credit card statements to see how much money i've wasted due to late fees
orange: wait. no. yeah, no
orange: i don't want to attach a dollar amount to how dumb i am. i'm happy having any unknown stupidity value, thank you!
I have several numbers to add up to obtain my stupidity value and I refuse to ever add them up. Nope, I’m not doing it. And you shouldn’t add up yours either!
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?