*blue is walking around in public*
*three people are walking by and are laughing. one of the people looks straight at blue*
blue (to self): it feels like those people are laughing at me. but why would they laugh at me?
blue (to self): urg, this isn't high school! quit it! they are probably talking about something silly
guy 1: bananas?
guy 2: hahaha, 'nans!
guy 3: nan nan!
blue (to self): nope, they are laughing about my eyebrows. i'm sure of it
Little did he know, he had a bunch of bananas taped to his back.
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