justin: i have a flight tomorrow! i'm gonna make it a totally stress-free experience!
justin is throwing clothes into a suitcase
justin is driving to the airport
justin is in the security line at the airport
justin is taking off his shoes at the security checkpoint
justin is on a moving walkway
justin is trying to put a bag in the overhead compartment
justin is sitting in the middle seat and the people next to him have stolen the armrests
justin( to self ): nope
Flying is really good at taking you many miles away very quickly, so hey, that’s good. Everything else about it tends to not be the best.
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