justin: i have a flight tomorrow! i'm gonna make it a totally stress-free experience!
justin is throwing clothes into a suitcase
justin is driving to the airport
justin is in the security line at the airport
justin is taking off his shoes at the security checkpoint
justin is on a moving walkway
justin is trying to put a bag in the overhead compartment
justin is sitting in the middle seat and the people next to him have stolen the armrests
justin( to self ): nope
Flying is really good at taking you many miles away very quickly, so hey, that’s good. Everything else about it tends to not be the best.
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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