guy: as they say, "if you let it go and it comes back, it's yours forever"
guy (throws boomerang): ung!
*boomerang falls to the ground a short distance from his feet*
*guy continues standing there*
*sun is setting, guy is still standing there*
*the moon is out, guy is still standing there*
guy: good thing i'm a very patient man
Or maybe he needs to be better at boomerang. Hard to tell.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?