green kid: oh man, remember when you were training the dog to be able to jump off the couch?
justin: this person has the same name as a small child i knew form years and years ago...
kid: and you had the dog jump down onto your back so she could get down safely?
justin: and has all the same memories and experiences. but the person i'm looking at is all old and tall and stuff
kid: that was pretty awesome!
justin: haha, yeah!
justin: this person has stolen the mind of that poor child. what a jerk
A decade has passed since I last saw them? Haha, no. That’s just some mind thief impostor.
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Also, there was a push at some point to blast social media with the company's job openings and I was fully "haha, nah. nope."about 14 hours ago