green kid: oh man, remember when you were training the dog to be able to jump off the couch?
justin: this person has the same name as a small child i knew form years and years ago...
kid: and you had the dog jump down onto your back so she could get down safely?
justin: and has all the same memories and experiences. but the person i'm looking at is all old and tall and stuff
kid: that was pretty awesome!
justin: haha, yeah!
justin: this person has stolen the mind of that poor child. what a jerk
A decade has passed since I last saw them? Haha, no. That’s just some mind thief impostor.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?