green (at restaurant): this is not what i ordered
green: i should say something
*video game starts*
*passiveness vs aggressiveness*
aggressiveness (running at passiveness): AHHHH!
passiveness (lying down): ok, you win
aggressiveness (tripping on passiveness): AHH!
aggressiveness (falling off roof): AHH!
server: is everything ok with your order?
green: yes, perfect, thank you!
Hopefully one day Green will get over the passiveness, just like I did! Or not. Or maybe, like, sometimes? I guess it all depends on the food.
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