red: did you watch the new episode last night?
blue: AH! NO! NO SPOILERS!
red: oh man, the guy, he was like "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
blue: la la la. stop it
red: and remember the friend?
blue: STOP! STOP IT!
red: that thing was totally the other thing
blue (throwing own head across room): stop talking!
blue (as a head on the ground): thanks!
Hey, it worked. Can’t deny the results.
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Alright! Let's start this Thanksgiving weekend off with a BANG!
*arrives at airport, flight's delayed four hours*
Hmm, not quite.about 7 hours ago
Guess how many jelly beans are in the jar.
I'm terrible at this.. Uh, 376!
*cut to jelly bean jar with a single jelly bean in it*
I wonder if Metallica has played a song off of Master of Puppets in the past couple years and was like "huh, I guess we were young once?"