red: did you watch the new episode last night?
blue: AH! NO! NO SPOILERS!
red: oh man, the guy, he was like "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
blue: la la la. stop it
red: and remember the friend?
blue: STOP! STOP IT!
red: that thing was totally the other thing
blue (throwing own head across room): stop talking!
blue (as a head on the ground): thanks!
Hey, it worked. Can’t deny the results.
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I told myself I was going to work out today.
*eats a whole little caesar's pizza for dinner*
Ok, now I really gotta work out today.
I'm eating soup for lunch and I am inexplicably sad.
Wait, no, that's a lie. I'm explicably sad. I'm eating soup. I don't like soup.
I wanna play Fallout 4, but I'm on this couch and my computer is allll the way over there. *gestures to computer literally 253 miles away*
I watched Trainwreck. I really liked it! But absolutely HATED the Amy character because she was so selfish and terrible to good people.