orange: i need you to fix my tattoo...
blue: let's see it
orange (holding shirt)
'NANS ARE TERRIBLE
blue: oh man, that's no good!
orange: tell me about it! i love 'nans!
blue: alright, lemme fix that up for you
*blue is fixing the tattoo*
*tattoo now reads 'NANS ARE ~(TERRIBLE)*
orange: i love it! thank you!
Fix any bad tattoo with a simple negation! I’m gonna make millions.
Also, you may have learned today that everyone is wearing very tiny pants that are covered by their shirts! Who knew?!
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?