interviewer: hi, i'm Alex. i'll be interviewing you today!
guy: great to meet you!
interviewer: starting NOW!
interviewer: favorite tree and why! GO!
guy: uh! PINES! cuz... triangles! yeah!
interviewer: a pine man, eh? we sure do love our pines here
*two posters are behind the interviewer*
*pining for a good pine*
*my other tree is a pine as well*
interviewer (knocking on desk): go ahead, guess what my desk here is made of
*interviewer is silent*
interviewer (very close to guy's face): i would NEVER do that to a pine! i was wrong about you
guy: but sir! i'm a pine man!
interviewer: yeah right
guy: for life, sir!
interviewer: prove it
*guy shows interviewer his knuckles*
*knuckles say "PINE LYFE"*
interviewer (laying on table): i was double wrong about you. you're hired
That interview sure took a negative turn real quick. Good thing for tattoos and pine-love!
I feel like it would be fun to be interviewed by that guy.
My Tweet Action
I was walking around in Vegas with a bit of food stuck to my face for like 2 hours. Needless to say, my life is ruined now.about 21 hours ago
My hiccups *hic* are so *hic*so bad right now. *hic*
That guy next to me peed weird
That building I'm walking to was like a mile away
The problem with big buildings is that they always look close...
And with the last percent of his phone's battery, he tweeted "lol lost in some woods for hours lol".