interviewer: hi, i'm Alex. i'll be interviewing you today!
guy: great to meet you!
interviewer: starting NOW!
interviewer: favorite tree and why! GO!
guy: uh! PINES! cuz... triangles! yeah!
interviewer: a pine man, eh? we sure do love our pines here
*two posters are behind the interviewer*
*pining for a good pine*
*my other tree is a pine as well*
interviewer (knocking on desk): go ahead, guess what my desk here is made of
*interviewer is silent*
interviewer (very close to guy's face): i would NEVER do that to a pine! i was wrong about you
guy: but sir! i'm a pine man!
interviewer: yeah right
guy: for life, sir!
interviewer: prove it
*guy shows interviewer his knuckles*
*knuckles say "PINE LYFE"*
interviewer (laying on table): i was double wrong about you. you're hired
That interview sure took a negative turn real quick. Good thing for tattoos and pine-love!
I feel like it would be fun to be interviewed by that guy.
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.