interviewer: hi, i'm Alex. i'll be interviewing you today!
guy: great to meet you!
interviewer: starting NOW!
interviewer: favorite tree and why! GO!
guy: uh! PINES! cuz... triangles! yeah!
interviewer: a pine man, eh? we sure do love our pines here
*two posters are behind the interviewer*
*pining for a good pine*
*my other tree is a pine as well*
interviewer (knocking on desk): go ahead, guess what my desk here is made of
*interviewer is silent*
interviewer (very close to guy's face): i would NEVER do that to a pine! i was wrong about you
guy: but sir! i'm a pine man!
interviewer: yeah right
guy: for life, sir!
interviewer: prove it
*guy shows interviewer his knuckles*
*knuckles say "PINE LYFE"*
interviewer (laying on table): i was double wrong about you. you're hired
That interview sure took a negative turn real quick. Good thing for tattoos and pine-love!
I feel like it would be fun to be interviewed by that guy.
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Nah man, not much. Just standing here in a banana suit writing some metal riffs.about 18 hours ago
I'm wearing that banana suit again for no reason because why not. *insert ascii shrug thing that im too lazy to google right now*about 19 hours ago
Oh, what am I doin'? Nuthin. Just sitting here wearing a banana suit, listening to Nookie and drawing some comics. You?
"Listen to Africa by Toto until your ears bleed" is my motto.
Oh boy, today is football day.
That wasn't sarcasm. That was actually majorly toned down excitement.