*sign: You must be this tall to ride this ride.*
red (taller than minimum): yes! how about you?
staff: ahem. *points up*
*sign: But no taller than this.*
*giraffe is taller*
*giraffe has put a knot in his neck to be shorter*
staff: looks painful, but you're good!
giraffe: -cough- yay!
Gotta do what you gotta do to get on those awesome roller coasters.
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