*sign: You must be this tall to ride this ride.*
red (taller than minimum): yes! how about you?
staff: ahem. *points up*
*sign: But no taller than this.*
*giraffe is taller*
*giraffe has put a knot in his neck to be shorter*
staff: looks painful, but you're good!
giraffe: -cough- yay!
Gotta do what you gotta do to get on those awesome roller coasters.
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I told myself I was going to work out today.
*eats a whole little caesar's pizza for dinner*
Ok, now I really gotta work out today.
I'm eating soup for lunch and I am inexplicably sad.
Wait, no, that's a lie. I'm explicably sad. I'm eating soup. I don't like soup.
I wanna play Fallout 4, but I'm on this couch and my computer is allll the way over there. *gestures to computer literally 253 miles away*
I watched Trainwreck. I really liked it! But absolutely HATED the Amy character because she was so selfish and terrible to good people.