red: trick or treat
*red is at counter of a store with a bunch of Halloween candy*
*sign in the background reads "all candy 50% off*
*red is sitting on a couch eating all of the candy*
caption: November 1st a.k.a. Adult Halloween
I like to imagine that the guy is sitting on a couch in a totally empty room. He’s not even watching TV or anything. He’s just sitting there, alone, doing nothing but eating candy.
What a life!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?