red: trick or treat
*red is at counter of a store with a bunch of Halloween candy*
*sign in the background reads "all candy 50% off*
*red is sitting on a couch eating all of the candy*
caption: November 1st a.k.a. Adult Halloween
I like to imagine that the guy is sitting on a couch in a totally empty room. He’s not even watching TV or anything. He’s just sitting there, alone, doing nothing but eating candy.
What a life!
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I told myself I was going to work out today.
*eats a whole little caesar's pizza for dinner*
Ok, now I really gotta work out today.
I'm eating soup for lunch and I am inexplicably sad.
Wait, no, that's a lie. I'm explicably sad. I'm eating soup. I don't like soup.
I wanna play Fallout 4, but I'm on this couch and my computer is allll the way over there. *gestures to computer literally 253 miles away*
I watched Trainwreck. I really liked it! But absolutely HATED the Amy character because she was so selfish and terrible to good people.