girl: a puppy?! can i pet it?
guy (to self): my plan to meet girls is working! yeaaaaah!
other guy: ahem. puppies. plural. two puppies right here
*girl goes to other guy*
guy: THIS IS FAR FROM OVER, OTHER-SINGLE-GUY!
*later that week*
*girl is petting other guy's puppies*
guy (off screen): ahem!
guy (with many puppies): PUPPIES! many puppies!
*girl's head pops*
guy: ...whoops. too many puppies
That might not have been part of the plan. Be careful with your puppy doses, everyone!
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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