tank:even if you somehow got inside, those are agents holding him
tank (knocking over cup): three of them!
tank: AH! my water
*water spills over keyboard attached to the matrix*
*matrix code goes blank and blips out*
tank: oh boy... um, ...matrix? you there? security guys? heh, anyone still in there?
tank (holding neo and trinity): let's not tell Zion about this, eh guys?
That’s a big whoops. But hey, that means the war is over, yeah? Yay, Tank did it!
Also, let’s just all pretend The Matrix came out last weekend and that this joke is totally topical!
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