tank:even if you somehow got inside, those are agents holding him
tank (knocking over cup): three of them!
tank: AH! my water
*water spills over keyboard attached to the matrix*
*matrix code goes blank and blips out*
tank: oh boy... um, ...matrix? you there? security guys? heh, anyone still in there?
tank (holding neo and trinity): let's not tell Zion about this, eh guys?
That’s a big whoops. But hey, that means the war is over, yeah? Yay, Tank did it!
Also, let’s just all pretend The Matrix came out last weekend and that this joke is totally topical!
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.