orange (in park): ...is that... a man giving away pizza in the distance?!
orange: yup, it's gotta be free pizza. that's what i want right now, so that's what it must be!
orange (running): yay!
orange (at cart): is this the free pizza stand where you give away free pizza every day for free?!
*man stands there with a blank expression*
*cart doors opens up and pizza explodes out*
I wish that guy was in the park down the street from me. I’d totally be friends with him and eat his pizza.
Everybody, eat pizza tonight.
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