father: son! i want you to know... that i'm very proud of you!
father: i hope you don't confuse my pride for some other emotion
father (pulls out a knife): because i am super proud that you are my son!
son: thanks dad!
father: you're welcome
father (now super close and holding knife above son's head): SUPER PROUD!
*son is glassy-eyed*
That’s one proud father.
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.