wife: is there anything else we should know about this house?
husband: we might be putting down an offer
realtor: ...well, yes *sigh* this house...
realtor: it's on a premier dog-walking path. name a breed. it walks right past this house.
wife: that sounds great!
realtor: it's an overwhelming number of dogs. even dog-lovers say "yeah, this is too many dogs. i no longer like dogs"
realtor: oh boy, here come a bunch now! hold on to your sanity
*some dogs arrive*
*husband and wife surrounded by dogs and very happy*
husband: TAKE OUR MONEY! TAKE IT!
It’s probably like one of those tower defense games. This was just the first wave. Just you wait until the 20th wave.
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I told myself I was going to work out today.
*eats a whole little caesar's pizza for dinner*
Ok, now I really gotta work out today.
I'm eating soup for lunch and I am inexplicably sad.
Wait, no, that's a lie. I'm explicably sad. I'm eating soup. I don't like soup.
I wanna play Fallout 4, but I'm on this couch and my computer is allll the way over there. *gestures to computer literally 253 miles away*
I watched Trainwreck. I really liked it! But absolutely HATED the Amy character because she was so selfish and terrible to good people.