wife: is there anything else we should know about this house?
husband: we might be putting down an offer
realtor: ...well, yes *sigh* this house...
realtor: it's on a premier dog-walking path. name a breed. it walks right past this house.
wife: that sounds great!
realtor: it's an overwhelming number of dogs. even dog-lovers say "yeah, this is too many dogs. i no longer like dogs"
realtor: oh boy, here come a bunch now! hold on to your sanity
*some dogs arrive*
*husband and wife surrounded by dogs and very happy*
husband: TAKE OUR MONEY! TAKE IT!
It’s probably like one of those tower defense games. This was just the first wave. Just you wait until the 20th wave.
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Currently riding the bus to work with a messenger bag full of Monster Energy. #friday
Yeah, I was born in 1901, sure. Just let me look at your age-restricted content please.
It's the year 2187. Robots are cheap and abundant. As you walk to the cafe, one approaches and says "You look great! http://t.co/noyo5RZW70"
A couple years ago, I visited NYC and bought some cool forks because I'm exciting like that.
Going through old code I wrote and found this:
alert("An empty string for a new global brand name? Try that one again; I believe in you!");
I'm starting this Monday off with a burnt tongue and some Limp Bizkit apparently.