wife: is there anything else we should know about this house?
husband: we might be putting down an offer
realtor: ...well, yes *sigh* this house...
realtor: it's on a premier dog-walking path. name a breed. it walks right past this house.
wife: that sounds great!
realtor: it's an overwhelming number of dogs. even dog-lovers say "yeah, this is too many dogs. i no longer like dogs"
realtor: oh boy, here come a bunch now! hold on to your sanity
*some dogs arrive*
*husband and wife surrounded by dogs and very happy*
husband: TAKE OUR MONEY! TAKE IT!
It’s probably like one of those tower defense games. This was just the first wave. Just you wait until the 20th wave.
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Rough week so far, dang. I'll finish the comic I started Sunday tonight for tomorrow and then we can all celebrate at your house.
Ooo, it smells like I remembered to make food tonight.
My Number 1 Pet Peeve: dying in a horrible fire.
I slept weird last night. I partially blame the five Jr. Cheeseburgers I ate right before going to bed.
Tomorrow is sport day. Mmmmmmm, excited.
Sorry. My legit enthusiasm didn't come through. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, LET'S PLAY THESE GAMES ALREADY!
Jokes on you, everyone-at-work. I wasn't wearing deodorant all day.