*orange and teal are talking*
*they continue talking*
orange (to self): uh oh. i've suddenly become acutely aware of making eye contact with the person i'm talking to
orange (to self): four. three. two. one.
*teal continues to talk*
orange (to self, stares intently into teal's eyes): yeaaaaaaaaaah
Luckily, the person on the other end of the conversation probably won’t notice your eye contact weirdness. Or will they?
Wendell has to rest for a bit. He’s been running around a whole lot on the internet.
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Rough week so far, dang. I'll finish the comic I started Sunday tonight for tomorrow and then we can all celebrate at your house.
Ooo, it smells like I remembered to make food tonight.
My Number 1 Pet Peeve: dying in a horrible fire.
I slept weird last night. I partially blame the five Jr. Cheeseburgers I ate right before going to bed.
Tomorrow is sport day. Mmmmmmm, excited.
Sorry. My legit enthusiasm didn't come through. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, LET'S PLAY THESE GAMES ALREADY!
Jokes on you, everyone-at-work. I wasn't wearing deodorant all day.