*orange and teal are talking*
*they continue talking*
orange (to self): uh oh. i've suddenly become acutely aware of making eye contact with the person i'm talking to
orange (to self): four. three. two. one.
*teal continues to talk*
orange (to self, stares intently into teal's eyes): yeaaaaaaaaaah
Luckily, the person on the other end of the conversation probably won’t notice your eye contact weirdness. Or will they?
Wendell has to rest for a bit. He’s been running around a whole lot on the internet.
My Tweet Action
I told myself I was going to work out today.
*eats a whole little caesar's pizza for dinner*
Ok, now I really gotta work out today.
I'm eating soup for lunch and I am inexplicably sad.
Wait, no, that's a lie. I'm explicably sad. I'm eating soup. I don't like soup.
I wanna play Fallout 4, but I'm on this couch and my computer is allll the way over there. *gestures to computer literally 253 miles away*
I watched Trainwreck. I really liked it! But absolutely HATED the Amy character because she was so selfish and terrible to good people.