*orange and teal are talking*
*they continue talking*
orange (to self): uh oh. i've suddenly become acutely aware of making eye contact with the person i'm talking to
orange (to self): four. three. two. one.
*teal continues to talk*
orange (to self, stares intently into teal's eyes): yeaaaaaaaaaah
Luckily, the person on the other end of the conversation probably won’t notice your eye contact weirdness. Or will they?
Wendell has to rest for a bit. He’s been running around a whole lot on the internet.
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Everyone will be so impressed with how quickly I can sweat through this dress shirt.