*red is benchpressing*
*the weights come down on his chest*
red: on no! is this the rep when the weights crush me? urrng, can i lift this?
red: did i accidentally put too much weight on the bar?! maybe i did!
red: "some guy dies at gym. tried to bench too much weight", the papers will say. man, that's so embarrassing!
red: that's not gonna be me! NO! NO! NO!
red(lifting weight): urng!
*red racks the bar*
red (sitting up): one. jeez, working out is hard!
Gravity was his spotter. Gravity is a terrible spotter.