Turn that frown upside down.  Also, raise those eyebrows a bit.  You just got a good ticket!

Oh hey, update #14 in The Programmer story line as well!

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green (in car): officer, i don't want a ticket!

officer: i'm sorry sir, but i saw you as you drove by. also, i've already started writing the ticket

green: urrrng

officer (handing ticket): here you are sir. have a nice day

*green looks at ticket*

citation
too cool
10 coolness units over local limits

officer bob

*green smiles*