green (in car): officer, i don't want a ticket!
officer: i'm sorry sir, but i saw you as you drove by. also, i've already started writing the ticket
officer (handing ticket): here you are sir. have a nice day
*green looks at ticket*
10 coolness units over local limits
Turn that frown upside down. Also, raise those eyebrows a bit. You just got a good ticket!
Oh hey, update #14 in The Programmer story line as well!
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Guess how many jelly beans are in the jar.
I'm terrible at this.. Uh, 376!
*cut to jelly bean jar with a single jelly bean in it*
I wonder if Metallica has played a song off of Master of Puppets in the past couple years and was like "huh, I guess we were young once?"