green (in car): officer, i don't want a ticket!
officer: i'm sorry sir, but i saw you as you drove by. also, i've already started writing the ticket
officer (handing ticket): here you are sir. have a nice day
*green looks at ticket*
10 coolness units over local limits
Turn that frown upside down. Also, raise those eyebrows a bit. You just got a good ticket!
Oh hey, update #14 in The Programmer story line as well!
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Currently riding the bus to work with a messenger bag full of Monster Energy. #friday
Yeah, I was born in 1901, sure. Just let me look at your age-restricted content please.
It's the year 2187. Robots are cheap and abundant. As you walk to the cafe, one approaches and says "You look great! http://t.co/noyo5RZW70"
A couple years ago, I visited NYC and bought some cool forks because I'm exciting like that.
Going through old code I wrote and found this:
alert("An empty string for a new global brand name? Try that one again; I believe in you!");
I'm starting this Monday off with a burnt tongue and some Limp Bizkit apparently.