green (in car): officer, i don't want a ticket!
officer: i'm sorry sir, but i saw you as you drove by. also, i've already started writing the ticket
officer (handing ticket): here you are sir. have a nice day
*green looks at ticket*
10 coolness units over local limits
Turn that frown upside down. Also, raise those eyebrows a bit. You just got a good ticket!
Oh hey, update #14 in The Programmer story line as well!