green (in car): officer, i don't want a ticket!
officer: i'm sorry sir, but i saw you as you drove by. also, i've already started writing the ticket
officer (handing ticket): here you are sir. have a nice day
*green looks at ticket*
10 coolness units over local limits
Turn that frown upside down. Also, raise those eyebrows a bit. You just got a good ticket!
Oh hey, update #14 in The Programmer story line as well!
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Happy Friday, everyone!
I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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