I’m so hungry right now.  I could totally go for quite a few mall pretzels.  Also, that kid is very strong.

–ALSO–

I played and beat Assassin’s Creed!  The first one… but I finally played it!  I’m only a tiny bit into the second one but man, it’s a lot better than the first.

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blue: you're at the mall to buy shirts. northing more. don't be tempted by other mall treasures

*blue looks over at an auntie anne's*
worker: hi!

working (waving two pretzels): mall pretzels! two for the price of two

*blue looks happy*

*blue starts running*
blue: pretzels! PRETZELS! what a deal!

blue (being pulled back by something attached to him: oof!

son (holding other end of leash): dad, behave yourself. don't try to run off like that.
blue: sorry