I wish I could say that dude was silly for touching a hot pan, but I’ve done it before. I had a cast iron pan on the stove and went to grab it as usual to move it and … whoops. I think I need things to glow red when they are hot because otherwise, I’ll do something dumb like touch it with bare hands (I’m looking at you, metal thing that holds the soldering iron when it’s on but you aren’t using it).
I’m putting the order in for the team pancakes/team waffles shirts today. If you live in the United States and would like one delivered before December 25th, then please place an order in the next couple of days so I can get them to you!
orange: why can't you be more like your cousin, microwave?! he's consistent AND easy to use!
orange: ... sorry. i'm not trying to discourage you or anything. i guess i should talk to stove too
orange (touches pan): it's just that i really don't feel like i can trust you. we rea--
orange (drops pan): OW! OWWW! this is exactly what i'm talking about! microwave would never do that to me!
orange: what's that you don't like the heat? it hurts you?! i never knew! i'm so sorry! i'll give you a hug later