He needs to simplify his money making schemes a little bit. Or possibly find people willing to wager more money.
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blue: lots of people think they make street lights turn off
red: nah man, it's different for me. i'm special
blue: i thought i was special like that too
blue: one night, i was bored and watched the street light that turns off when i'm around it. well, practically everything that went past it made the darn thing turn off
red: seriously! i have powers!
blue: sorry man, you don't
red: i bet you $20 that i do!
blue: heh, ok. sure
red: pick a light
blue: that middle one over there
red (concentrating really hard): urrrrng
*blue is snickering*
*the light explodes*
blue: whoa. here you go
red (sitting at desk looking at paper): hmmmmm.... hmmm.
money made from bet: $20
1 hour of secret accomplice work time: a taco (~$2)
cost of electronics, detonator, explosives: $374
reconsider genius money making scheme