announcer 1: this is it, everyone! the finals of the world skee ball championships!
announcer 1: the tension is edible.
announcer 2: i think you mean "palpable"
announcer 1: nope
announcer 1: the tension is edible. and it is delicious!
announcer: smith jonesman, reigning champ, is well known for his unique release
*man is throwing ball between his legs*
announcer: james kurn, he... well, he was just passing by, noticed this event and joined in on the fun!
james: guys, something is wrong with my machine. where are my tickets?
announcer 1: ha, james! what a joker
announcer 2: what a card!
announcer 1: haHA! great contribution!
announcer 1: he has done it! he has dethroned the champion!
announcer 2: wow
james (standing on podium): excuse me, i never got my tickets. i had a ton of points
contest guy: and for our new champion! congratulations!
*hands james a bucket of tickets*
*james is holding the tickets and is glassy-eyed*
Dang, now I really wanna play some skee ball. Play it until I’m good at it. Maybe even get good enough to beat James!
…Yeah, that will probably never happen. I always go for the 100 and miss it.